Description
Life’s a shitshow—might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).
𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭:
• Witty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking.
• Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set.
• Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge.
• Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.
𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭:
• Witty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking.
• Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set.
• Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge.
• Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.